Puke-y

Gosh..
If singing and dancing cockroaches weren't enough.
The human body is one wild piece of machinery. Keep it or mutherfucking keep it. Mine is on the out and out now...
Just as bad as; coming down, or an icky fuckin hangover.. bleh. shoot me now or shoot me nower. Xmas is right around the bend.. and I... have to fit into an evening gown.. oh goody! I havent worked out in two days... pooey. I hope im not a big flab monster in that gown.. (showing the ol' FOPA)
My boyfriend is cute... xmas shopping is as done as its gonna be. My animals are the most bestest on the planet, duh! Come inside with poopey butts and muddy paws.... I am the luckiest girlie..
Hamburgers for xmas eve dindin.... with my honey, homemade!! Enchanted!! Waking up on X-mas morning with a real live man! Pedicure is due now!
If only Fairytales were true! gratzi

selfish pig.

Today was All about me.

• woke, when I wanted to


• cleaned, when I wanted to


• threw 1/2 MY things away


• of course worked out, for ME!


• pampered myself


• and wrapped up in the warmest things I have and went to sleep


• happily effing ever after.

the end.

f.ck.r

There was once a girl; she had a doggie, two kitties and a HOT bf. Her Dad was far away and never had time to play. She painted her nails and liked em one second and then didnt the next. What to do..?? Life couldnt get much better.... job, some $$, loving,beautiful friends... warm hats, black bats. amen!